This is who I am. That guy on the left there. No the guy on the right. Just one on the left. I have a beard. It is big. It is soft; it is cuddly. It smells of cigarettes on the outside, and then clean, almost too clean, on the inside (paraphrase from an actual quote). I like beer, bbq and ladies. Most of the time in that order. I am probably an alcoholic. One thing I am not is a loser. That is for sure.